However, tonight will be different. I was playing Words with Friends earlier today and my opponent played the word "erect". I just happened to have the letters for penis coming off the "e" in erect... and it just happened to be my highest scoring word. Maybe I shouldn't have, but I played it. (before 50 people tell me all the reasons why that was wrong.. let me say.. 1. I knew my opponent was a guy. 2. I know he's well over 40 3. He and I have played Words with Friends on and off for months, and he's played a few "interesting" words himself.. so, no, I don't feel bad about it.)
Anyway... that got me thinking.. knight and I have never played dirty Scrabble.. and considering how much Scrabble/Words With Friends/Word Chums we play, that's surprising.
Then I figured if I can get him to loosen up enough to play dirty Scrabble, then I *might* be able to get him to write erotica with me..
So, those are our plans for tonight.. Dirty Scrabble and an erotica round robin..
I sent him an email a few minutes ago. Here's an edited copy of it:
on your way home, stop at the store..
pick up a replacement Scrabble game either regular Scrabble or Super Scrabble.. I prefer Super Scrabble, but if they don't have it, just get regular.
and maybe a small bottle of.. something alcoholic.. that we both like.. You pick... the idea here is to get you just drunk enough that you can play dirty Scrabble and do an erotica round robin with me tonight....................
Rules to Scrabble are as follows..
30 Extra points for sexually related words.... they don't have to be obvious, but if it's not obvious then you have to prove it..
sexually related words on a bonus tile of any type get the extra points, board given bonus, and 1 minute of the "favor" of the players choice.
If you swap tiles, or pass your turn, you lose an article of clothing.
If you win, you get to pick and download a sexy movie for us to watch tomorrow night.. (if you win, I'll give you guidelines, and maybe even a list of suggestions to choose from, so you don't have to worry about picking something I'll hate.)
If I win, you have to EITHER: complete at least one erotic short story round robin with me -- without the benefit of alcohol..(in addition to the one we're doing tonight), OR Read the erotic story/book of my choice out loud to me over the course of a few nights.
also... the winner of the Scrabble game gets to START tonight's erotic round robin story...
rules for the erotic round robin? There are none... anything goes....
THAT is what we are doing tonight..