...... but not in my knight.
No, it's the US mail system this time. I ordered knight's chastity device 29 days ago, and it still is not here. Order tracking tells me it was supposed to be here at the latest on Feb 12. Yes, I realize that was only yesterday, but despite my initial reluctance to order the darned thing, now that I have, I'm mildly excite to play with it. Originally, I had hoped it would be here by the 11th, so I could give it to my knight for our anniversary. Maybe I'll get lucky and it will arrive tomorrow for Valentine's Day. I had hoped it would get here on a day he's at work, so I have time to put the key on a chain and figure out how to put the thing on him before he got home. (okay, don't laugh too much. I'm sure it's not difficult, but I'd rather not fumble with it)
If it's in the mail on Saturday then he'll wonder what's in the box, and he still has no idea I ordered it.
At this point, though, I wish it would just get here already.